Frequently Asked Questions

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• Do I have to take my bribe?
• This is one we'll answer: no you don't if you really want to take the moral high ground.
• Are you serious?
• Red or white?
• How many roads must a man walk down?
• How do I notify the IRS that my address has changed?
• Why?
• Are we there yet?
• Where am I?
• Is the glass half full?
• Does this make my butt look fat?
• Remember when?
• Can you hear me now?
• Am I too late?
• Describe the universe and give three recent examples.
• What’s your major?
• Hunh?
• If this is a wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
• Where are my car keys?
• Can I get your number?
• Is it plugged in?
• What’s for dinner?
• Who thought this was a good idea?